Dimitri

If you like hearing douchebags make asses out of themselves, then this should be right up your alley. It's the story (and accompanying audio file) of a guy named Dimitri to whom some poor woman foolishly gave her number. Listen and laugh. It's elegant. Thanks to Christoff for the link.

I know I heard this a couple years ago, and I'm sure I said something timely and poignant about it, but I can't seem to find that anywhere. Plus, this is funny enough that it should be re-exposed to the world as many times as possible.