Name That Pig

So Jessie's family got a pig for some reason, modeled below in the arms of an all-too-happy Mary. As of this morning it was unnamed. They may have already named it, but frankly I'm not interested in finding out. I suggested Bacon, since I assume most pigs are huge fans of Kevin Bacon. My suggestion was met with ire. Now is the part where you guys help them name their pig. Post suggested names for this pink pile of pork, and I will pass them on. I can't promise they will listen to me, but hey, when else are you going to get the chance to possibly name a pig?