Tuesday Top Ten: Reasons I Won't Be Posting a Longer Tuesday Top Ten This Week

10.  Sloth
9.  Mescaline
8.  I am a figment of my own imagination.
7.  I'm going to see The Stones tonight.
6.  Mescaline-induced dysentery
5.  Arrested Development boner
4.  I'm going to see The Stones tonight!
3.  The root beer kings and their wayward marigold concubines
2.  Mescaline
1.  I'm going to see The Stones tonight!