Midwestern Eavesdropping

Guy with hair like Barry Gibb walks out of CVS:

Homeless man #1: "You got a buck?"

Barry Gibb: "No."

Homeless man #1: "Okay. Thanks, sir."

Homeless man #2 to Homeless man #1: "Shiiiiiiit, that man at work, straight up. Don't bother him. Look at his hair!"

--Minneapolis

Eavesdropper:  DBH