Midwestern Eavesdropping

Two-year-old girl playing with muddy sand in the backyard, to her father, who didn't ask: "I'm making a cake. It's not dog poop."

--Chicago

Eavesdropper:  GMYH

Mother, to kids: "Do you guys want to go to Sea World this summer?"

Two-year-old daughter: "No, I'm too busy."

--Chicago

Eavesdropper:  GMYH