Midwestern Eavesdropping

Fortysomething male across the street from a Peruvian restaurant: "If I open a Peruvian restaurant, I'd call it Macchu Eatchu."

--Chicago, Lincoln, Irving Park, and Damen

Eavesdropper: GMYH

Fortysomething male standing next to a Subaru Forester, bragging to his friends in a golf club parking lot: "This is actually faster than my Porsche."

--Austin, TX

Eavesdropper: DBH