Here we are, you sons of bitches (no offense to your mothers). We're at Selection Sunday. It's the fucking Ides of March, so here's your Vehicle. Enjoy a young Jim Peterik introducing you to his genius.
It was another day of close scores. Of the 21 Championship Week games yesterday, 12 were decided by 10 points or less, 8 were decided by 5 points or less, and two went into OT.
With several other 1-seeds going down in the last couple days, we're up to 15 1-seeds that have lost in this year's Championship Week: Belmont (MVC), Bethune-Cookman (SWAC), Central Arkansas (A-Sun), East Tennessee State (SoCon), Florida (SEC), Liberty (C-USA), Merrimack (MAAC), Miami (OH) (MAC), Navy (Patriot), Portland State (Big Sky), St. Louis (A-10), Stephen F. Austin (Southland), UC Irvine (Big West), UNC Wilmington (CAA), Utah Valley (WAC).
Following up on my comment from a couple days ago, this year's Championship Week continues to be far more unpredictable than last year, where all but five conference tournaments were won by 1-seeds or 2-seeds (17 1-seeds and 9 2-seeds won) -- while only three schools seeded four or lower won. By contrast, of the 26 conference tournaments that have already finished, five teams seed four or lower have won. Here are the number of each seeds that have won:
- Thirteen 1-seeds (Arizona, Big 12; Duke, ACC; Gonzaga, WCC; High Point, Big South; Howard, MEAC; LIU, NEC; North Dakota State, Summit; St. John's, Big East; Tennessee State, OVC; Troy, Sun Belt; UMBC, America East; Utah State, Mountain West; Wright State, Horizon)
- Five 2-seeds (Akron, MAC; Cal Baptist, WAC; Hawaii, Big West; Lehigh, Patriot; McNeese, Southland)
- Three 3-seeds (Hofstra, CAA; Queens, A-Sun; Siena, MAAC)
- Three 6-seeds (Furman, SoCon; Kennesaw State, C-USA; Northern Iowa, MVC)
- One 7-seed (Idaho, Big Sky)
- One 8-seed (Prairie View A&M, SWAC)
- In the ACC title game, those fucking twats top seed Duke topped beat 2-seed Virginia, 74-70, setting up yet another disappointing NCAA Tournament for the Blue Devils, who will be playing in their 48th NCAA Tournament and 5th in a row.
- In the America East final, 1-seed UMBC beat the fuck out of 2-seed Vermont, 74-59. The Retrievers will be playing in their 3rd Big Dance and first since 2018, when they were the first ever.
- In the Big 12 championship, 1-seed Arizona outlasted 2-seed Houston dominated, 79-74, which is a complete bullshit score. The Wildcats will be playing in their 40th NCAA Tournament and 5th in a row, and they aren't going to win anything important.
- In the Big East title, top seed St. John's completely beat the everliving shit out of 2-seed UConn, 72-52. The Red Storm will be playing in their 32nd NCAA Tournament and second in a row.
- In the Big West championship game, 2-seed Hawaii vol-fucking-canoed 1-seed UC Irvine, 71-64. The Rainbow Warriors will be playing in their 6th NCAA Tournament and first since 2016, when they upset Cal in the first round as a 13-seed.
- In the Conference USA final, 6-seed Kennesaw State downed 4-seed Louisiana Tech like a shot of Fireball, 71-60, to clinch the Owls' second NCAA Tournament appearance and first since 2023.
- In the miggity-miggity-miggity-miggity-miggity-miggity-MAC title game 2-seed Akron beat 4-seed Toledo, 79-76, in a game very few south of I-80 gave a single shit about. The Zips will be playing in their 8th NCAA Tournament and third in a row. Maybe this'll be the year they finally get their first NCAA Tournament win.
- In the MEAC championship, top seed Howard decided not to be fucking pieces of shit and beat 3-seed North Carolina Central, 70-63. The Bison will be playing in their 5th NCAA Tournament berth and first since 2024.
- In the Mountain West final, 1-seed Utah State cut the throats out of 2-seed San Diego State, 73-62. I want to be crystal fucking clear: the Aggies will be playing in their 26th NCAA Tournament and 4th in a row.
- In the SWAC title game, 8-seed Prairie View A&M did the un-fucking-thinkable, beating 3-seed Southern. 72-66. The Panthers will be playing in their 3rd Big Dance and first since 2019.
- In the wiggity-wiggity-wiggity-wiggity-wiggity-wiggity-WAC winning game, 2-seed Cal Baptist got a game-winning three with 17 seconds left to beat 1-seed Utah Valley, clinching the Lancers' first-ever NCAA Tournament berth
- In the AAC semifinals, top seed South Florida beat the piss out of the 5-seed Charlotte, 86-64, and 2-seed Wichita State didn't do much shocking, if you know what I mean, when they beat 3-seed Tulsa, 81-68. When they face off in tomorrow afternoon's title game, the Bulls will be seeking their 4th NCAA Tournament appearance and first since 2012, when they downed Temple as a 12-seed (remember when Temple was good?), and the Shockers will be seeking their 17th appearance and first since 2021.
- In the A-10 semis, 4-seed Dayton beat top seed St. Louis, 70-69, in a pretty fucking exciting game, while 2-seed VCU didn't have a fucking problem with 3-seed St. Joseph's, 77-64. When these fuckers face off tomorrow for the whole damn thing, the Flyers will be playing for their 20th trip to the Big Dance and first since 2024, while the Rams will be playing for their 21st trip and second in a row.
- In the Big Ten semifinals, 1-seed Michigan got a 3 with less than a second left to beat the everlastingly annoying 5-seed Wisconsin, 68-65, while 7-seed Purdue played better than they ever will in the NCAA Tournament, beating 6-seed UCLA, 73-66. Both are locks for the NCAA Tournament. The Wolverines will be playing in their 32nd NCAA Tournament and second in a row. The Boilermakers will be playing in their 37th NCAA Tournament and 11th in a row they didn't win.
- In the Ivy League semis, top seed Yale handled 4-seed Cornell, 88-76, while 3-seed Penn beat some fucking smaht kids in OT, downing 2-seed Harvard, 62-60. When they face off like a bunch of fucking academic phenoms, the Bulldogs will be playing for their 9th NCAA Tournament and 3rd in a row, while the Quakers will be playing for their 25th and first since 2018.
- In the SEC semifinals, 4-seed Vanderbilt beat top seed Florida with a tire iron, 91-74, and 3-seed Arkansas crushed 15-seed Mississippi's Cinderella hopes with a 93-90 win. They're both locks. What the fuck ever. The Commodores -- no relation to Lionel Richie's band -- will be playing in their 19th NCAA Tournament berth and second in a row, while the Razorbacks will be playing in their 37th and second in a row.
- We have the remaining 5 conference tournament championship games today.
- Bubble teams that won yesterday (in conference tournaments): San Diego State, South Florida, VCU
- Bubble teams that lost yesterday (in conference tournaments): St. Louis

