Tuesday Top Ten: Tribute Band Names

Thanks to work, training for a 10k in less than two weeks, really caring about the MLB All-Star game, Bastille Day celebrations, the existence of Seinfeld reruns, and a crippling addiction to sodium thiopental, I have yet again reached Tuesday without a Tuesday Top Ten of my own.  Maybe next week!  But probably not.  Just being truthful.

Anywho, a couple days ago, I came across a great article on VH1 Classic entitled "Imitation Leather: The Most Hilarious Classic Rock Tribute Band Names Ever."  If you click on the picture in the article, it will take you through 40 bands, from ABBA to ___, and provide a an awesome tribute band name or two for each band.  Check it out.  There are some fantastic ones.  

Here are my ten favorite, in alphabetical order by real band:
1.  ABBA:  Still Bjorn
2.  The Beatles:  The Dung Beatles
3.  Dixie Chicks:  Chicks With Dixies (while it's not specified, I assume they are trannies)
4.  The Go Gos:  We Got the Meat (all-male tribute)
5.  Judas Priest:  Nudist Priest
6.  Oasis:  Oasisn't
7.  Motörhead:  Lemmy's Wart
8.  Rage Against the Machine:  Rage Against the Coffee Maker
9.  Ratt:  Fatt (tribute band comprised of overweight men)
10.  Yes:  No