Tuesday Top Ten: Terrifying Two-Sentence Horror Stories

With the leaves beginning to fall, the temperature dropping, and American Horror Story's season premier tomorrow night, it's beginning to look a lot like Halloween.  A few days ago, I came across this post entitled "9 Of The Most Terrifying Two Sentence Horror Stories Ever Told."  I know what you're thinking:  "GMYH, how can you tell a horror story in two sentences?"  Pretty easily, fair reader.  Read them.  They are pretty damn good.  Because there are only nine in the article, and this is the Tuesday Top Ten, I'll add one more:  College tuition has risen by an average of five percent over the last ten years.  If that keeps up, by the time Daughter is a freshman at IU, it will cost almost $66,000 in tuition alone for an out-of-state resident.