Thirtysomthing female: "I am so tired of my husband wasting time and caressing my face and telling me sweet things before sex. Just hurry up and pound me so I can get to sleep or play Words With Friends. Jesus."
--Chicago
Eavesdropper: Rockford Peach
Thirtysomething male: "I want to start the Best Business Bureau, to take those motherfuckers down."
--Chicago
Eavesdropper: GMYH
Thirtysomething male, during discussion about the last days of Earth's existence: "The rich will be the first to go because they are the least resourceful."
--Chicago
Eavesdropper: Rockford Peach
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