Thirtysomething female, discussing height in sexual partners: "When you're layin' down, it doesn't matter."
--Chicago, Ballast Point, 212 N. Green St.
Eavesdropper: The Loose-Lipped Lithuanian
Elementary school teacher, during a guided reading to the class: "Look at all the Ds. Find all the Ds. When you find the D, touch it."
--Chicago
Eavesdropper: Rockford Peach
As always, if you overhear something funny or ridiculous (or that can be taken completely out of context), email it to gmyhblog@yahoo.com, along with the location you heard it and your preferred eavesdropping handle, for inclusion in the next exciting edition of Midwestern Eavesdropping.
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