Thirtysomething female, futilely attempting to use chopsticks: "Now I know why Asians are so skinny. They can't get half the food off their plate."
--Chicago, Duck Duck Goat, 857 W. Fulton Market
Eavesdropper: GMYH
Fortysomething divorced male at a baseball game: "Lotta good looking preggos here. (pause) And you know they're puttin' out."
--Chicago, Guaranteed Rate Field, 35th and Shields
Eavedropper: GMYH
As always, if you overhear something funny or ridiculous (or that can be taken completely out of context), email it to gmyhblog@yahoo.com, along with the location you heard it and your preferred eavesdropping handle, for inclusion in the next exciting edition of Midwestern Eavesdropping.
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