A two-year-old
girl walking down the sidewalk passes a priest wearing white clerical robe and tells him: "That's a pretty dress!"
--Chicago,
Sheffield & Belden
Eavesdropper: Jesterio
Thirtysomething
male: "Every time I make an AIDS
joke at work, it goes downhill."
--Chicago
Eavesdropper: Tron
7-year-old
girl, right after she kicked a boy right in the shin after he had been pushing
and bullying her during soccer match:
Boy:
"That hurt! Why did you just kick me?"
Girl:
"Because it's soccer and we're not allowed to use our hands!"
--Louisville
Eavesdroppers: Papa Rockport and J Money
Two
guys talk on crowded elevator:
Guy
#1: "I mean, it's not babies with
AIDS."
(awkward
pause)
Guy
#2: "What?!"
Guy
#1: "Well, I didn't know the scale
we were using."
--Chicago,
515 N. State
Eavesdropper: RDC
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