Norm Macdonald's 1998 ESPYs Opening Monologue

I realize this is about a week late, given that this year's ESPYs were last Wednesday night, but it's never too late to enjoy the sardonic stylings of Norm Macdonald.  He hosted the ESPYs in 1998, back when it was still acceptable to make jokes about Anthony Mason's love of underage women and OJ Simpson's love of murder.  Deadspin posted his monologue, and it's pretty hilarious.  Thanks to Trashton for the link.