Tuesday Top Ten: Lines from Napoleon's Love Letters That Sound Like Crazy Texts

Everyone who has seen Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure knows that Napoleon was a bit of a hot head.  His passion for European dominance apparently spilled over into his love life, as this article, entitled "10 Lines from Napoleon's Love Letters That Sound Like Crazy Texts" demonstrates.  (Thanks to Adam for the link.)  In these excerpts from Napoleon's love letters to his wife, Josephine, Napoleon goes from lusty to lovelorn to coy to angry to jealous to needy.  Then again, syphilis will do that to a man.