Thursday, May 24, 2018

Midwestern Eavesdropping

Twentysomething female, to clearly crazy homeless man yelling insults to random people on a train platform:  "That's actually very offensive."
--Chicago, Diversey L station
Eavesdropper:  GMYH

Millennial man, loosening his tie after walking out of an office building, to no one in particular:  "Fucking millennials!"
--Chicago
Eavesdropper:  The Loose-Lipped Lithuanian

As always, if you overhear something funny or ridiculous (or that can be taken completely out of context), email it to gmyhblog@yahoo.com, along with the location you heard it and your preferred eavesdropping handle, for inclusion in the next exciting edition of Midwestern Eavesdropping.

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