37 Odd Things About Me

Since I am a sucker for lists, when I saw this one on Beth's blog and then again on Jaleh's blog, I jumped at the chance to give you all a little more insight into my tortured psyche.

1. Do you like blue cheese?

It's spelled "bleu" and hell no. In related news, I also don't eat diseased feet.


2. Have you ever smoked?

No, Jessie, of course I haven't.


3. Do you own a gun?

No, but I am looking into ninja stars.


4. What flavor Kool Aid was your favorite?

Ecto Cooler.


5. Do you get nervous before doctor appointments?

No, but then again I don't go to doctors.


6. What do you think of hot dogs?

Highly.


7. Favorite Christmas movie?

Christmas Vacation, with It's a Wonderful Life coming in a close second.


8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning?

A Bloody Mary or a cold stein of dunkel.


9. Can you do push ups?

Frankly I've never tried to have sex with any sort of frozen treat on a stick, but yes, I believe I can.


10. What's your favorite piece of jewelry?

The only piece of jewelry I own: my cock ring.


11. Favorite hobby?

Answering things in groups of 37.


12. Do you have A.D.D.?

No, I don't really think -- ooh, a push up!


13. Do you wear glasses/contacts?

Nope. 20/20, or so I assume.


14. Middle name?

Me Your


15. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment?

I must have psychic powers because this morning when I was getting ready for work the song "I Ain't the One" by NWA was in my head, and when I got to work it was the third song that came up on shuffle on my iPod. The Olympics are awesome. Is that a push up?


16. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink?

Water, Diet Coke, beer.


17. Current worry?

Re-alphabetizing my CDs. It's going to blow, especially if they just fall over again. Luckily I'll probably have ninja stars, even though they won't necessarily protect the CDs from falling over again.


18. Current hate right now?

Purdue.


19. Favorite place to be?

Hump Room. Nick's English Hut. Saturday night. Playing Sink.


20. How did you bring in the new year?

Ahhh, trick question. The "new year" is an inanimate object. Thus, I could not have brought it in on anything. I did RING in the New Year by getting all messed up on 'ludes and scaling the CN Tower naked.


21. Where would you like to go?

To the 2016 Olympics in Chicago.


22. Name three people who will complete this?

Beth, Jaleh, and me.


23. Do you own slippers?

Yes. One pair consists of two Homer Simpson heads, and the other pair looks like IU high tops. I'm 12.


24. What shirt are you wearing?

You wouldn't recognize it.


25. Do you like sleeping on satin sheets?

I'll let you know next time I'm in the '70s.


26. Can you whistle?

Yes, both in and out.


27. Favorite color?

Is "dog's blood" a color?


28. Would you be a pirate?

The word "would" presupposes that I am not already a pirate. I'm not, but I guess I would be.


29. What songs do you sing in the shower?

All of them.


30. Favorite Girl's Name?

Alexis.


31. Favorite boy's name?

Leon.


32. What's in your pocket right now?

A banana. I'm not happy to see you.


33. Last thing that made you laugh?

Some Australian female swimmer's crazy-ass eyes last night. She looked like Dr. Evil, but even more evil.


34. What vehicle do you drive?

The Blaab


35. Worst injury you've ever had?

A fantastic concussion sophomore year in college when Wee Wee accidentally kneed me right behind the ear running at full speed during a tackle football game while we were trying to tackle the smallest man on the field on the last play of the game. I blacked out for 45 minutes. Apparently I kept going into the same several rooms at my fraternity and asking what happened to me, forgetting the answers I received a few minutes earlier. The best part is that, because I missed the tackle, another guy got a concussion a few seconds later.


36. Do you love where you live?

Does the Pope shit in the woods? (The answer is "yes")


37. How many TVs do you have in your house?

Four, although only three are hooked up, and only two are functioning, and one of those is in front of my treadmill, which means I don't really watch it all that much.