Tortoises, Dude

Daughter exposed herself to a tortoise this weekend.  Apparently, when a two-year-old is wearing a dress, you need to ensure that she doesn't take off her underwear before leaving the house to head to another kid's birthday party, especially when that birthday party has exotic animals and your kid is sitting in the front row.  Live and learn.  Thankfully, we don't reside in the Galapagos, or else she could have been charged with a Class B felony.