A two-year-old girl walking down the sidewalk passes a priest wearing white clerical robe and tells him: "That's a pretty dress!"
--Chicago, Sheffield & Belden
Thirtysomething male: "Every time I make an AIDS joke at work, it goes downhill."
7-year-old girl, right after she kicked a boy right in the shin after he had been pushing and bullying her during soccer match:
Boy: "That hurt! Why did you just kick me?"
Girl: "Because it's soccer and we're not allowed to use our hands!"
Eavesdroppers: Papa Rockport and J Money
Two guys talk on crowded elevator:
Guy #1: "I mean, it's not babies with AIDS."
Guy #2: "What?!"
Guy #1: "Well, I didn't know the scale we were using."
--Chicago, 515 N. StateEavesdropper: RDC