Midwestern Eavesdropping

Thirtysomething male at a baseball game: "I think your father-in-law really wants to find some cocaine. Well, future father in law."

--Chicago, Wrigley Field

Eavesdropper: Apollo Creed

Two twentysomething males converse while standing next to each other peeing in a trough:

Guy 1: "I'm seriously gonna fuck Casey's mom."

Guy 2: "After me."

Guy 1: "She's about to get two three-and-a-half-inch dicks."

Guy 2: "We can share the condom."

Guy 1: "We'll share that condom so hard."

--Chicago, Wrigley Field

Eavesdropper: Apollo Creed