Drunk thirtysomething male in Cubs gear at a restaurant, loudly, to his thirtysomething ladyfriend: "I'm totally gonna lick your asshole later."
Ladyfriend: "Shhhhhhhhhhhh!"
--Chicago, Mayan Palace, Halsted & Schubert
Eavesdropper: Gregerson
Fiftysomething woman on morning rush hour L train talking on the phone to someone it seems she is well-acquainted with, after at least ten minutes of conversation, says, incredulously: "Wait, he's married to you?" (pause) "Yeah, but hold on. He's married to you?"
--Chicago, Red Line train
Eavesdropper: GMYH
If you overhear something funny or that can be taken out of context, email it to gmyhblog@yahoo.com, along with (1) the location and (2) your preferred eavesdropping pseudonym.
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