Tuesday, November 07, 2023

Tuesday Top Ten: Halloween Costumes (2023 Edition)

We are one week removed from the greatest holiday of the year, so it's time for my annual homage to the best Halloween costumes I saw this year.

On Halloween proper, our dark lord graced us with temperatures in the 30s and snow.  But that didn't stop this guy from saying "hi"!
As always, I tried to dress as something that, while handing out candy to small children, forced me to say "I'm just a man with face paint on.  Now who in the afterworld would you like to speak with?"  This year's choice was an ode to voodoo intermediary Papa Legba.
Our annual Halloween party had to be postponed from the Saturday before Halloween to this past Saturday, thanks to some jerk parents in Lollipop's class who sent their kid to school with COVID, thus infecting Lollipop.  But through confining Lollipop to her room and masking, the rest of us managed to avoid getting the 'rona.

The theme of our Halloween party this year was puns and wordplay, so people were encouraged, if not required, to wear a costume that was a play on words (like Daughter, who wore a Barbie shirt with plastic shrimp sewed to it, for Shrimp on the Barbie) or before-and-after (like my suggestion that no one went with, which was wearing an 1800s double-billed detective hat, a Detroit Tigers 19 jersey, carrying around a primitive telephone, and walking around singing "Poison" and "Do Me" -- better known as Sir Arthur Conan Doyle Alexander Graham Bell Biv DeVoe).  You get the picture.  People took their assignment with vigor and creativity.

There's no use trying to narrow it down, so I'm just going to show you everyone I managed to get a photo of.  Some are blurry, which is a direct reflection on my state of being at the time and the fact that I have an old phone.  To the extent any explanation is needed or you can't see part of the costume, I'll note that.  These are in alphabetical order.

1.  Arm Candy and Plague Dr. Feelgood

2.  Bad Blood (on the right - Taylor Swift in a prison jumper with an "A-" nametag). 
Disregard the cow on the left until further notice.

3.  Box of Rainn


4.  Carole Baskin Robbins


5.  Cats Pajamas (I also would have accepted Cat Nap)


6.  Ceiling Fan

7.  Fork in the Road

8.  Golden Girls Gone Wild

9.  Grateful Dead

10.  Hip Hip Hooray (the mom's hip bone pants are kind of hidden)

11.  Hugh Heifer

12.  Jeff Lynne Dickey

13.  Johann Sebastian Bock

14.  Madonnald Trump

15.  Nordstrom Rack and Nunchuck

16.  Pumpkin Pi

17.  Rubber Band (if you can't see, they have erasers pinned to their shirts, as erasers are called rubbers in the UK, and it was more appropriate than pinning condoms to children's shirts)

18.  Runaround Sue (you can't see her "Sue" nametag) and Dead Ringer

19.  Running With the Devil (complete with a mini speaker playing the song)

20.  Vincent Van Gofundme

21.  Walter Payton Manning (his hat is a Broncos Super Bowl champ hat)

22.  Wednesday Adams & Wabash, Shania Mark Twain, and Fantasy Football

23.  Witch Doctor

24.  Wonderbread Woman

It will be tough to top this Halloween party theme, but dammit, I'm going to try every damn year.  At the very least, we'll see if I can now turn the part of my brain off that has been thinking of potential punny costumes for the last six months.

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