Sharts On a Plane

There are few situations on Earth that are more terrifying than the imminent threat of diarrhea in a public setting.  Bringing together my worst fears, DBH sent me a link to an article described as "the most embarrassing plane pooping story ever."  Read it.  Empathize.  Pray to whatever deity it is that you worship that you will never come close to the agony that this guy endured.  This is why you should always carry Imodium with you when you travel.  Always.