Wednesday, June 11, 2014

Midwestern Eavesdropping

Two-year-old girl playing with muddy sand in the backyard, to her father, who didn't ask: "I'm making a cake. It's not dog poop."
--Chicago
Eavesdropper:  GMYH

Mother, to kids: "Do you guys want to go to Sea World this summer?"
Two-year-old daughter: "No, I'm too busy."
--Chicago
Eavesdropper:  GMYH

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