Saturday, June 11, 2016

Midwestern Eavesdropping

Fortysomething male across the street from a Peruvian restaurant: "If I open a Peruvian restaurant, I'd call it Macchu Eatchu."
--Chicago, Lincoln, Irving Park, and Damen
Eavesdropper: GMYH

Fortysomething male standing next to a Subaru Forester, bragging to his friends in a golf club parking lot: "This is actually faster than my Porsche."
--Austin, TX
Eavesdropper: DBH

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