Thursday, May 31, 2012

Midwestern Eavesdropping


A two-year-old girl walking down the sidewalk passes a priest wearing white clerical robe and tells him:  "That's a pretty dress!"
--Chicago, Sheffield & Belden
Eavesdropper:  Jesterio

Thirtysomething male:  "Every time I make an AIDS joke at work, it goes downhill."
--Chicago
Eavesdropper:  Tron

7-year-old girl, right after she kicked a boy right in the shin after he had been pushing and bullying her during soccer match:
Boy: "That hurt! Why did you just kick me?"
Girl: "Because it's soccer and we're not allowed to use our hands!"
--Louisville
Eavesdroppers:  Papa Rockport and J Money

Two guys talk on crowded elevator:
Guy #1:  "I mean, it's not babies with AIDS."
(awkward pause)
Guy #2:  "What?!"
Guy #1:  "Well, I didn't know the scale we were using."
--Chicago, 515 N. State
Eavesdropper:  RDC

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