[I haven't yet had time to prepare my Tuesday Top Ten about Lollapalooza, but I hope to do it in the next day or so. In the meantime, enjoy this.]
Ten-year-old boy in response to free passes to Lake Shore Athletic Club being handed out: "I don't go there. I go to East Bank Club."
Thirty-something male passing by, under his breath: "Fuck you, little kid."
--Chicago, Webster & Racine