Midwestern Eavesdropping

Two male co-workers walk down office hallway talking to each other, when one says: "And, you know, he was just happy to see two dicks at the same time."

--Chicago

Eavesdropper:  GMYH

Early twenties female on train, to friends:  "Have you ever been holding a baby and just wanted to throw it?"

--Chicago, Red Line train

Eavesdropper:  GMYH