Thirtysomething educator: "Doesn't sound travel quicker than light? It's just science."
--Chicago
Eavesdropper: The Loose-Lipped Lithuanian
This one isn't exactly Midwestern Eavesdropping, but it kind of is, so I'm including it.
A woman is sitting at a bar next to two guys she has never met before, but who she finds out have been friends for a while. They met kind of by chance after their wives met each other in an office waiting room. The wives told their husbands about meeting, and said that the husbands should call each other . . . because they were both getting divorced. The office was a divorce attorney's office.
--Chicago, Bad Apple, Lincoln & Cullom
Eavesdropper: J Dub
As always, if you overhear something funny or ridiculous (or that can be taken completely out of context), email it to gmyhblog@yahoo.com, along with the location you heard it and your preferred eavesdropping handle, for inclusion in the next exciting edition of Midwestern Eavesdropping.
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