Monday, December 17, 2018

Midwestern Eavesdropping

Fortysomething man, upon learning friend was going to see Straight No Chaser in concert:  "I really miss the a capella circuit."
--Draft Room, Rosemont, IL
Eavesdropper:  Kilbourne Identity

A man and his children are watching the Autonation Cure Bowl on TV:
Man:  "That red team has one of my favorite mascot names."
7-year-old daughter:  "The Dicks!"
Man:  "No, the Ragin' Cajuns."
--Chicago
Eavesdropper:  GMYH

Man walks into living room and sees older movie playing on TV, with a woman with short hair on the screen:
Man:  "What are you watching?  Rosemary's Baby?"
Wife:  "The Sounds of Music."
--Chicago
Eavesdropper:  GMYH

As always, if you overhear something funny or ridiculous (or that can be taken completely out of context), email it to gmyhblog@yahoo.com, along with the location you heard it and your preferred eavesdropping handle, for inclusion in the next exciting edition of Midwestern Eavesdropping.

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