Monday, November 25, 2019

Midwestern Eavesdropping

Fortysomething male, drinking a hazy IPA:  "You'd have to have some sort of poisoning to understand that flavor profile."
--Chicago
Eavesdropper:  GMYH

Thirtysomething female Chicago Public Schools parent, during CPS teachers' strike:  "Suck a D, Lightfoot.  See what that's like."
--Chicago
Eavesdropper:  GMYH

As always, if you overhear something funny or ridiculous (or that can be taken completely out of context), email it to gmyhblog@yahoo.com, along with the location you heard it and your preferred eavesdropping handle, for inclusion in the next exciting edition of Midwestern Eavesdropping.

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