Greatest Memorial Day Ever?

So not only did O$U head football coach Jim Tressel finally resign unceremoniously about six months too late, but the Illinois House passed a bill that will allow a casino in Chicago and slots at O'Hare and Midway. This could be the end of me. Or the beginning of what will eventually be a made-for-TV movie called "GMYH: The Whale Who Cared Too Much."