Monday, June 13, 2011

Drop That Zero and Get With the Hero

J-Diza, this one's for you. I received a Facebook message from The Weez today, sending me an internet link with the subject line "Have You Seen This Series?," which is odd, since I thought it was pretty well-known that all I view online is amputee porn, recaps of Gwar shows, and YouTube videos of dachshunds getting into mischief. Am I to understand that incorrigible little Biscuit got his head in the cereal box again?!

The link is to a long-overdue story entitled "An in-depth breakdown of the Vanilla Ice movie 'Cool As Ice'" (as if there is another Vanilla Ice movie or another movie called Cool As Ice). This movie was featured prominently at my eighth grade birthday party, so it has a special place in my heart. It is also one of the most ridiculous mainstream movies ever made. Slide 16 is all the evidence you need. Enjoy.

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