As usual, I've been stockpiling:
917: There's a woman on my green line train that looks like ozzy ozbourne.
517: Sperm blister
312: Hey what's going down?
937: Nothing. Just drinkin'. Got a night out. You are cordially invited to join us
312: I will be putting on some pants and head over.
937: Nothing. Just drinkin'. Got a night out. You are cordially invited to join us
312: I will be putting on some pants and head over.
773: Should I sing Eve of Destruction by Barry McGuire at karaoke?
937: HAPPY BIRTHDAY DOUGIE, would you like to teach me how to DOUGIE??
937 (2): I think you have the wrong number
937: HAPPY BIRTHDAY DOUG
937 (2): Thanks, but my name's not Doug and it's not my birthday
937 (2): I think you have the wrong number
937: HAPPY BIRTHDAY DOUG
937 (2): Thanks, but my name's not Doug and it's not my birthday
773: OH YEAHHHHHHHHHH? OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
937: Too soon
773: No such animal
937: That's the truth. I hope The Genius is coping with this all right
773: Elizabeth is inconsolable
937: I'm pretty sure she's been dead for a while
773: That explains her lack of a statement
937: Too soon
773: No such animal
937: That's the truth. I hope The Genius is coping with this all right
773: Elizabeth is inconsolable
937: I'm pretty sure she's been dead for a while
773: That explains her lack of a statement
517: Just saw ponch at the airport.
937: Pirates in first place is sign of apocalypse. Mayans were late by one year
937: I wanna pee in your food
517: All of my Amy Winehouse collectibles just doubled in value
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