Young guy to middle-aged guy on bus: "My dad died of a massive heart attack. The only drug he ever did was weed."
Middle-aged guy: "Weed isn't a drug. It's a medicine."
Old man who is eavesdropping: "Amen! I smoked weed throughout my entire life, and I'm 82. Ain't nothing wrong with me except my penis don't work."
--Chicago, CTA bus
Eavesdropper: Rockford Peach
Homeless man in wheelchair rolls up to a homeless woman begging for change and says, "Go home," causing both of them to laugh.
--Chicago, State & Wacker