Apparently, it's World Hepatitis Day. One of the things I'm most happy about in my life is my lack of deadly and/or communicable diseases. Aside from all forms of hepatitis, here are the ten diseases, illnesses, and medical conditions I'm most glad I don't have (not including diseases and illnesses for which my parents were kind enough to ensure that I never contracted, thanks to common childhood vaccines):
10. Halitosis
9. Gigantism
8. Dwarfism
7. Ballanital chancroids
6. Pregnancy
5. Anal leakage
4. Conservatism
3. That condition where you're born with the upper body of a human and the lower body of a horse
2. Distemper
1. ED
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