Midwestern Eavesdropping

Fortysomething male:  "I think we all have situational Crohn's Disease."
--Chicago
Eavesdropper:  The Loose-Lipped Lithuanian

Sixtysomething male, far too loud, to his wife while waiting in long line to buy tickets on Mother's Day:  "You are the most annoying person I have ever encountered in my fucking life."
--Arlington Heights, IL, Arlington Race Course
Eavesdropper:  GMYH

Thirtysomething male at a bar:  "I don't have hair on my chest.  I'm a total twink."
--Chicago, Ceres, 141 W. Jackson
Eavesdropper:  The Loose-Lipped Lithuanian

Businessman in his late 30s or early 40s, to a taxi driver outside a hotel:  "Do you go to the airport?"
--Chicago, State and Illinois
Eavesdropper:  GMYH

Fortysomething male:  "Every culture has their own fermented shit."
--Chicago, Ceres, 141 W. Jackson
Eavesdropper:  The Loose-Lipped Lithuanian

As always, if you overhear something funny or ridiculous (or that can be taken completely out of context), email it to gmyhblog@yahoo.com, along with the location you heard it and your preferred eavesdropping handle, for inclusion in the next exciting edition of Midwestern Eavesdropping.