Thursday, June 28, 2018

Midwestern Eavesdropping

Thirtysomething educator:  "I'm numb to child abuse because of my job, but I'm not numb to nutmeg in my fettuccine alfredo.  I hate nutmeg in fettuccine alfredo."
--Chicago
Eavesdropper:  The Loose-Lipped Lithuanian

As always, if you overhear something funny or ridiculous (or that can be taken completely out of context), email it to gmyhblog@yahoo.com, along with the location you heard it and your preferred eavesdropping handle, for inclusion in the next exciting edition of Midwestern Eavesdropping.

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