I hate this time of every even-numbered year because every damn commercial break is peppered with bullshit from both sides of the spectrum.
"Did you know Pat Quinn once said something that can be taken out of context about taxes?"
"Bill Brady's doing a lot of talking for someone who said something that can be taken out of context about health care."
"Mark Kirk is a stuck-up WASP. He probably belongs to one of those elitist country clubs."
"Alexi Giannoulias is a dirty Greek. He probably owns one of those restaurants with pretty much everything on the menu."
"I heard Mark Kirk supports tentacle rape. Imagine what kind of laws he'll pass if he gets to Capitol Hill -- probably ones about tentacle rape."
"Alexi Giannoulias is unable to prove that he wasn't once possessed by a 3,000-year-old demon named Zargol. When you head to the polls, ask yourself this: who would be voting in the Senate, Alexi Giannoulias or Zargol? My money's on Zargol. Because Alexi Giannoulias is a dirty Greek."
Fuck all of you.