As I do every May 19, in honor of the anniversary of Road House's release, I rented a monster truck and spent most of the day terrorizing local car dealerships. Otherwise, how would they know who's the boss?
The only downside is that I didn't have time to write my own Tuesday Top Ten today. Thankfully, my friend Gregeson sent me a link to a Buzzfeed article called "27 Times Tumblr Perfectly Summed Up Nature." These are pretty damn funny. I especially enjoyed #5, #12, #16, #18, #24, #25, and #26.