Tuesday, June 02, 2015

Midwestern Eavesdropping

Late 30s woman to two men on escalator of office building:  "You know what the difference is between a chickpea and a lentil?" (pause) "Nobody pays $50 to have a lentil 'pea' on your face."
--Chicago, 225 N. Michigan
Eavesdropper: El Cerveza

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