A Post You Shouldn't Waste Your Time Reading

Too late! Apologies for no Tuesday Top Ten this week. I was busy trying to find a dry cleaner that can get cranberry juice -- uh, cranapple -- stains out of my the sheets I got in Santa Fe. I'm sure you're all mortified that there isn't something worthwhile for you to read at work, and I promise to make it up to you with stories of well-hung mustachioed adult film legends, Marissa Cooper, and harbor seals.