10. Just start kidnapping people and don't even think twice about it.
9. Become a Viking.
8. Sing, god dammit.
7. Capture pigeons, paint them white, and sell them to magicians.
6. Start your own brewery. Better yet, start your own religion at your own brewery. Call it Breligion and don't even think twice about it.
5. Porn
4. Become an Airhead – that is, someone who follows Air Supply on tour.
3. Counsel clowns who have been raped by other clowns.
2. Along with your friend Lloyd, finally open that pet store you've always been talking about, I Got Worms.
1. Never go to law school and don't even think twice about it.
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