Not a Slater Hater

Should I be at all concerned that several people independently sent me a link to an article about someone in a suburb smashing a framed photo of AC Slater in a bar and asking where I was last night? Rest assured, I was not pissing at a bar in Homer Glen. You know damn well that Wednesday night is Craft Night -- when Jester and I smoke angel dust, watch The Craft, and make Craft-related crafts. Besides, I would never smash a framed photo of any Saved By The Bell character, except maybe Nedick. Fuck Valley.