Monday, October 02, 2017

Midwestern Eavesdropping

Well-educated adults discuss Hitler during an Oktoberfest party:
Male #1:  "You know Hitler liked to be pissed on, right?"
Male #2:  "Didn't he also have like half a penis and half a vagina?"
Female:  "No, he had a micropenis."
Male #1:  "What's that?"
Female:  "Apparently, it's just an unusually small penis."
Male #2:  "Didn't he also, like, pee out of his balls or something?"
--Chicago
Eavesdropper:  GMYH

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