Thursday, December 27, 2007

Oh How the Mighty Have Fallen, Part 2

First Topanga, and now Marissa Cooper. Yes, it is my extreme displeasure to report that Mischa Barton got arrested for a dooey in LA. Perhaps if she had ever eaten something besides one cereal flake, she might have been able to withstand what I assume were three sips of a Bartles & Jaymes at a water polo party on the beach. I have a sneaking suspicion that Volchok was somehow behind this. That Eastern European vampire motherfucker always did bring her down. My main concern is that Atwood wasn't around to unalcholize Marissa simply by brooding.

3 comments:

Kyla said...

I think Oliver must have spiked her drink.

Caitlin said...

I really think its discrimination that skinny girls are punished for being skinny by not being allowed to drink more than a single beer in a 4 hour time span without being over the legal limit. Marissa has had a hard life. I still love you Coop. In an unrelated matter -- I know you have some very specific rules about rushing the field. If we win the Insight Bowl would it be appropriate to rush the field?

fuck marissa said...

if you think this had nothing to do with Johnny, you're more dead wrong than Julius Caesar.