Thursday, December 31, 2009

Reasons Why Purdue Will Not Raise Money

Purdue sucks. We all know that. Sometimes, things fall into my lap that are so fucking funny that I couldn't possibly make up, like the time a Purdue student wrote into the student newspaper about how "[w]omen at Purdue are too fat," or the time Purdue offensive linemen decided to take an intimidating group picture in their speedos, or the time West Lafayette bought a giant fan to mask the stench of human waste emanating from, well, West Lafayette. Well, thanks to Deadspin, via Christoff, for this gem. This is an actual fundraising video sent to Purdue alumni. Words can't describe how thankful I am for this. If this is some sort of sign -- and it is -- 2010 is going to be a good year.

1 comment:

earl calloway said...

there is literally nothing on earth purdue could have done to make itself seem less hip. the only word for this is "dorky."