Midwestern Eavesdropping - 7/22/10

A happy birthday goes out to Bohmann. This one's for you, especially since you sent me this picture.


Drunk 5th grade teacher: "Trannies are people who take trains."
--Chicago
Eavesdropper: The Loose-Lipped Lithuanian

Two elderly black men in a CVS:
Guy 1: "Have you been down there lately?" (talking about their old neighborhood)
Guy 2: "No but if I do I have the windows rolled up and the doors locked."
Guy 1: "It is a whole new game over there now."
Guy 2: "I think they are confusing game with lame."
--Cincinnati
Eavesdropper: Ari

Twentysomething marketing executive showing others a picture on cell phone: "Here's two flies fucking on my deck. It's my best journalistic work yet."
--Chicago
Eavesdropper: The Loose-Lipped Lithuanian

Thirtysomething female, referring to LA: "This whole f'n city -- everyone's dressed like homeless pioneers."
--Los Angeles, The Troubadour, Santa Monica & Doheny
Eavesdropper: GMYH

Drunk 5th grade teacher: "[She] has the blue bonnet plague."
--Chicago
Eavesdropper: The Loose-Lipped Lithuanian

Overweight middle-aged black hooker to thirtysomething male in tan suit: "Hey, you lookin' to have a good time tonight?"
Male: "What?"
Hooker: "You wanna blowjob?"
Male: "No, I'm going home to my wife and child."
Hooker: "Naw, that's unfortunate. (becoming angry) That's some real fuckin' bullshit!"
--Chicago, State and Kinzie
Eavesdropper: GMYH

Twentysomething special ed teacher: "I'd dip a turd in ranch and eat it. What's the problem?"
--Chicago
Eavesdropper: The Loose-Lipped Lithuanian

Thirtysomething man and twentysomething woman talk on train:
Dude: "I'm gonna miss her. We had some good conversations."
Woman: "About what?"
Dude: "Goats. We talked about goats."
--Chicago, Red Line train
Eavesdropper: GMYH

Thirtysomething straight male: "That's why anal bleaching is important."
--Chicago
Eavesdropper: The Loose-Lipped Lithuanian

Dude 1: "Are we talking Rain Man or Corky?"
Dude 2: "Either way, we're having a hell of a time in Vegas."
--Cincinnati
Eavesdropper: GMYH

Twentysomething kindergarten teacher: "There's nothing like a good gangbang to get you going."
--Chicago
Eavesdropper: The Loose-Lipped Lithuanian

Dude 1: "Why can't you drive?"
Dude 2: "Because I can only see out of one eye and I have had too many beers"
--Chicago
Eavesdropper: The Loose-Lipped Lithuanian

And, as we do from time to time, here are a couple pictures.

--Chicago
Eavesdropper: Tron


--Joliet, IL
Eavesdropper: GMYH

Thanks to everyone who contributed. Keep up the good ears and eyes. When you overhear something funny, email it to gmyhblog@yahoo.com, and it shall be included in the next Midwestern Eavesdropping.