Tuesday, March 28, 2006
She Totally Pittsnogled All Over His Face
I don't know how in the world someone got ahold of this link, but eventually it made its way to Ryan "Pittsnoff" Christoff, who sent it to me. It is the online wedding album of West Virginia University basketball player Kevin Pittsnogle. For those of you who aren't sure if you know who he is, he is the only person you've every heard of with the last name Pittsnogle. I think the white suit with the purple tie and vest is a classy way to cover his wrist-to-shoulder tattoos, but not as classy as the fact that he paid Dennis Farina to play the part of his father (photo 6), he paid a midget to pretend to be his brother-in-law (photo 9), he totally Pittsnogled his wife in front of everyone (photo 20), and then she totally Pittsnogled him in return (photo 21). His father-in-law's unabashed concern is palpable (photo 11). I guess I would be pissed off too if my daughter's name was about to be Pittsnogle.
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4 comments:
Let's not overlook the guest sporting the short sleeve polo shirt, or the young man wearing the short sleeve plaid shirt in pic 32. Ah...West Virginia.
um, when you're practically 7 foot tall, do you really need to draw that much attention to yourself by wearing a white suit? wait... i think i've been to a wedding like this, at the elks lodge, and not that far from west virginia....hmmm.
the best part are the number seats @ the church.
i think the wedding was at their high school- they are standing on a stage with the curtain behind them. maybe they borrowed the arch from the prom committee!
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