Weather is Stupid

Every now and then God likes to get a good laugh. After all, what fun is being omnipotent if you can't screw with humans. Take today, for instance. Yesterday was the first day of spring. Most of us spent the day balancing eggs on end, holding feasts in honor of the goddesses Eostre, and praying to Bast, the goddess of cats, for a bountiful spring. Sweaters, coats, and longjohns were put away. T-shirts, shorts, and bosoms were prepared for the coming of warmer weather. So what does God do? He/she/it douches the Midwest with snow. Man, I bet they're laughing their asses off up there in heaven. It's this kind of tomfoolery that led to the factioning of religion in the first place. Extremely short-sighted and bush league, in my humble opinion.